JockeyPack of 2 Ladies Naked Touch Seamless Plain Bikini Bottoms
R159
Please Note
- For hygiene reasons, exchanges and returns will not be facilitated on these items.
About
This Jockey bottom features lighter-than-air fabric without side seams for exceptional comfort. Four-way-stretch fabric and clean-cut lines help eliminate panty lines for a flawless fit. This cut sits at the natural waist for total comfort.
Product Features
- Pack of 2 (one of each colour)
- Elegant lace detail
- Lower rise
- Seamless
- Composition: 90% Nylon, 10% Lycra
- Cotton gusset lining
- Machine wash and dry
Writer's block
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The sales block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.
