Comfort is the order of the day with our classic Cryptic Backpack, which returns loaded with new features that make it better than ever before. For a start, we've given it our new suspension system and an incredibly comfortable padded and breathable mesh back panel so you can carry it all day long. We've also added an elastic bungee system to the outside, which joins the pack's roomy compartments to give you even more storage space for hiking, commuting or college.
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The sales block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.