Kent3.5L Water Purifying Alkamine Pitcher
R599
About
KENT has introduced Alkaline Water Filter Pitcher to provide you and your family with safe, clean and germ-free water with the right pH levels. It's important for us to drink water with the right pH for a healthy body and mind. KENT Alkaline Water Filter Pitcher not only ensures the right pH levels in water, but also removes chemical and physical impurities, thus giving pure water with right pH levels for a healthy lifestyle.
Product Features
- Sediment filter removes any physical impurities from the water.
- Removes chemical impurities such as chlorine from water.
- Increase pH levels 8.5 - 9.5. - 3.5 L filtration pitcher with advanced alkaline filter purifies up to 1000L of water.
- Reduces ORP, improves anti-oxidation ability.
- Easy fill lid and comfort grip handle.
- Un-breakable food-grade plastic construction
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Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The sales block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.