What is 'Hard Seltzer'? A convenient, ready to drink alternative to high-calorie beers and high sugar ciders. It's an alcoholic, flavoured sparkling water, low in calories and sugars. Savage Sparkles is a 5% alcohol beverage with only 3 grams of sugar, 3 grams of carbs and 100 calories in every 300ml can. All this without compromising on taste so you don’t have to feel guilty about having a good time. Currently available in 2 flavours, passion fruit and lemon & lime.
That means each of 'em will need their own witty blurb, and well, that's really way more than we'd like to write.
So we're doing what any motivated slacker (talk about paradoxes) would've done and figuring out the easiest route to keeping everyone happy.
We're effectively combining the excitement of writing words with just sitting here.
Is it working?
We'll take that as a yes.