High quality screwdriver set out of hard beech wood which ensures a long service life even under extreme load conditions. A double leather cap combined with the blade that extends right through the handle provide for additional safety when subjected to hammer blows and reduce the danger of any splintering of the handle. Higher torque can be transferred by fitting an open-jaw or ring Spanner over the hex bolster that is Welded to the blade. The Wera black point tip and a refined hardening process ensure long service life of the tip, improved corrosion protection and an exact fit.
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The marketing block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.