Lanique750ml Rose Petal Liqueur Spirit
R299
About
When you drink Lanique, you're drinking the true Spirit of Rose. Enjoyed for over 200 years, throughout European aristocracy by kings, queens and emperors, Lanique is the pure distillation of 18th- century splendour recreated in this modern world.
Product Features
- The drink has a unique flavour and colour and is completely natural.
- Its ingredients are sourced from exotic locations and included the coveted Attar of Rose from the East that gives it its unique nose and taste.
- The beautiful design of the Lanique bottle has been inspired by the ingredients and history of Lanique.
- The splashes of gold reflect the Attar of Rose liquid, which gram for gram is more expensive than gold, while the rich blue tones reflect the opulence and sophistication of Prussia and the rich decorations that would have dressed the grand ballrooms where Lanique was first enjoyed
Product Specifications
- 750ml
- ABV: 39%
- United Kingdom
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