AirMateMassive 6-Person Unicorn Float
R5,499
About
Best. Float. EVER!!
Imagine: Sipping on beers, on the back of a unicorn, in a very comfortable position, with more beers in the built-in cooler. If that's not how you win Summer, Summer can't be won!
Did we mention that it can support 6 x 100kg adults? (You can probably push for 10, but that's all on you).
We bet if you fell asleep on this beast and let it gently float on the water, you would wake up in a sparkly and glittery alternate universe where this float leaves a rainbow-coloured wake behind it. One can only dream...
Product Features
- Six-person capacity
- Six cup holders
- Built-in coolers to store the goods
- Amazing fun & lounging
- Great for dams, lagoons, lakes, big pools and maybe even a calm ocean
- 600kg capacity
- 3 meters wide. 3 meters tall
Writer's block
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The sales block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.
