
Great for downhill and extreme gravity riding, the Dakine Anthem Knee Guards are lightweight, breathable and protective, plus they feature adjustable Velcro for easy-on, easy-off convenience. 3D-molded CE certified foam, internal patella support, and lateral/medial side padding absorbs impact for maximum protection. Ventilated 4-way stretch mesh is highly flexible and assists the pedaling motion. Adjustable thigh strap with silicone gripper elastic guarantees a stay-in-place fit. Ergonomic patterning increases articulation and security. Polygiene treatment inhibits odors for a clean, fresh experience. Abrasion-resistant knee coverage keeps the pads looking new.Features: 0.5mm AiraprenePro with 4-way stretch is lightweight and perforated Polygiene fabric treatment eliminates odors and prolongs life 4-way stretch mesh back enhances moving comfort Aramid fiber abrasion-resistant fabric knee coverage 3D-molded CE certified foam knee protector Lateral/medial side padding and interior patella support for extra protection Pre-curved ergonomic patterning for enhanced fit Adjustable thigh strap increases comfort Silicone gripper elastic stays in position Easy-on, easy-off design CE EN 1621-1 certification Sold as a pair
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You'd think the complete lack of any complimentary responses would put an end to this type of self-appreciation, but if anything it's happening more and more.
We'd love to come up with an effective solution to it (honestly, it's what the world needs) but we're waaay too busy running a successful eCommerce company to actually invest the time.
Did you know we're also getting our PhDs on the side? No big deal.