So long deteriorating battery! The Auto-Off Smart LED Charging Cables are truly intelligent chargers, it auto-disconnects when your phone is fully charged, thereby saving power, and, more importantly, prolonging the lifespan of your battery! It also prevents Lithium-Ion batteries from overheating and swelling, thereby extending the overall battery life and protects your phone in the process.
Next to that, the cable itself just looks really cool when lit up, your friends and family will be blown away! It’s also long enough not to be a hassle when you have to charge your phone.
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The marketing block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.