Magic HoseAutomatic Expanding Garden Hose
R149
About
Watering the garden has never been this easy! This expandable hose automatically extends up to 3 times its original length when the water is turned on and automatically contracts back to its original length when the water is turned off again.
Product Features
- Ideal for watering the garden
- Expands up to 3 times its length
- Automatically expands and contracts
- Compact and ideal for storage
- Non-kinking and easy to use
- Lightweight and easy to maneuver
Product Specifications
- Material: Rubber
- Colours available: Blue or Green
- Available sizes:
- 15m
- 22.5m
- 30m
- 37.5
What's In The Box
- 1 x Expandable hose pipe
- 1 x Nozzle
- 1 x Universal hose connector
Writer's block
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The sales block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write-up and being funny.
