
Turbo pump is the automatic, cordless powered, liquid transfer pump that easily lets you move liquids! It takes the hassle out of filling gas tanks, refilling windshield fluid and so much more. And no more spillovers!
It's easy to use - just secure the hands-free clip and switch it on to easily transfer gas, water, oil, and more. It even has an auto stop sensor that stops the pumping and beeps when it detects a full tank.
The secret is the turbo siphon technology that pumps almost any liquid down to the last drop - Turbo Pump can transfer over a gallon of liquid in less than 20 seconds!
Siphoning can be dangerous and doesn't always work, but Turbo Pump does the siphoning for you, making it perfect for filling lawn mowers, yard tools, snow blowers, boats, generators, cleaning fluids, and more. And it's great for indoor jobs too! Drain clogged sinks or tubs in just seconds. Empty an entire hot tub in just minutes.
They're like your brain's way of saying: you know what the world really needs? Nonsensical story lines that nobody questions and flying cars.
And even though we know they're absolutely bonkers and possess zero relevance whatsoever, we waste no time telling people all about them.
Sad fact: nobody wants to hear it. There is only one dream worth talking about, and that's Martin Luther King Jr's.
Anyhoo, last night we had a dream where we featured half off tickets to see the Red Hot Chili Peppers live at the Department of Home Affairs. They weren't even performing. They just worked there. Crazy, huh?