
Cutting bread doesn’t have to be a crummy business with the Bread Board with Knife. Designed to make meal preparation clean and easy, the board comes with a handy removable nesting tray with unique cutting grooves to catch crumbs and excess trimmings. This can then easily be removed for an effortless one-step cleanup. The board features non-slip silicone handles that provide a safe, secure grip and a built-in knife block to store the bread knife.
They're like your brain's way of saying: you know what the world really needs? Nonsensical story lines that nobody questions and flying cars.
And even though we know they're absolutely bonkers and possess zero relevance whatsoever, we waste no time telling people all about them.
Sad fact: nobody wants to hear it. There is only one dream worth talking about, and that's Martin Luther King Jr's.
Anyhoo, last night we had a dream where we featured half off tickets to see the Red Hot Chili Peppers live at the Department of Home Affairs. They weren't even performing. They just worked there. Crazy, huh?