
Like the bustling New York City borough she is named after, Brooklyn is a hip, artistic, innovative trendsetter. This multi-talented girl is skillfully designed for multi-purpose functionality and can be used as a pouch for pencils, makeup, tobacco, sunglasses or any other small items. She is the perfect companion to that somebody who has a way of captivating an audience with her down-to-earth sophistication and ingenuity.
They're like your brain's way of saying: you know what the world really needs? Nonsensical story lines that nobody questions and flying cars.
And even though we know they're absolutely bonkers and possess zero relevance whatsoever, we waste no time telling people all about them.
Sad fact: nobody wants to hear it. There is only one dream worth talking about, and that's Martin Luther King Jr's.
Anyhoo, last night we had a dream where we featured half off tickets to see the Red Hot Chili Peppers live at the Department of Home Affairs. They weren't even performing. They just worked there. Crazy, huh?