
Dando's mission was first to search the world to find the finest coffee beans from various countries and to bring them back, roast and blend them to perfection. The second and even more important goal is to serve. Dando commits to giving away 60% of the monthly profits to various organisations in need.
That means each of 'em will need their own witty blurb, and well, that's really way more than we'd like to write.
So we're doing what any motivated slacker (talk about paradoxes) would've done and figuring out the easiest route to keeping everyone happy.
We're effectively combining the excitement of writing words with just sitting here.
Is it working?
We'll take that as a yes.