Get relief for your backside and spine with the Egg Sitter Support Cushion--it's constructed in such a way that you can sit on an egg without breaking it! Use it to eliminate soreness and stiffness when sitting for an extended period. It provides all-day support with its honeycomb design that collapses in on itself to absorb pressure points. The flex grid lets air circulate, ensuring it's always cool to the touch. When not in use, it always goes back to its original shape.
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The marketing block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.