NaipoElectronic Pulse Massager with Electrotherapy Pads
R499
About
The MGEP-206P Electronic Pulse Massager uses the microcomputer control technology to program the weak current regularly that is helping the body for stimulating. Realistically help simulates acupuncture, cupping, massage and thump. It can activate human cells, making tissue cells, helps to promote blood circulation, thus dispels pains and prolongs life.
Product Features
- 6-month Warranty
- Pain Relief - The advanced TENS unit muscle stimulator delivers low frequency current that will help relieve pains and tension on back, knees, shoulders, ankles, waist and joints.
- Multifunctional - This muscle stimulator machine has 5 pre-programmed massage modes (Knocking, Acupuncture, Cupping, Tapping, Shiatsu-Kneading) and 16 intensity levels.
- Adjust massage time (5 minutes, 10 minutes, or 15 minutes) according to personal needs for optimum effect.
- High Quality Pads - 4 adhesive gel pads can be easily adhered to knees, ankles, and wrists apart from conventional areas (back, arms, shoulders, thighs and more).
- After the pulse massage, simply place the pads on the pad holder for easy storage and long service life.
- Portable & Versatile - The TENS machine is smaller and lighter to be carried anywhere, with the belt clip to enhance portability.
- LCD screen clearly displays setting information of therapy session: massage time, intensity, mode and more.
- FDA-approved - The TENS unit is FDA-approved for worry-free use, ensuring user safety as well as massage effect.
Product Specifications
- Batteries required (not included): x2 AAA
- Dimensions: 13x10x10cm
- Weight: 200g
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