MoonwalkrENDOS Thigh Guard
R1,099
About
We are the last line of defence.
For something that isn’t even visible on match day, the thigh guard has traditionally been a cumbersome piece of equipment. At moonwalkr, we are about fat free design and retain only the most necessary elements to provide the ultimate in comfort, ease of movement and protection with the ENDOS. The ENDOS delivers an intimate fit, coupled with fierce strength, and is tested rigorously under all conditions.
The thin line between protection and performance.
The ENDOS has been thoughtfully designed as an integrated dual thigh guard to ensure adequate protection for your inner and outer thigh regions
Product Features
- One Guard to protect them all
- Hip Protector
- Designed to Fit. Designed to Protect
- 3D Protection
- Flexibility with Speed
Product Specification
- Sizing and Weight Chart
- Correct sizing for your Moonwalkr ENDOS Thigh Guard is based on your height. It is not dependent on your age OR weight OR waist size:
- If Height is 4’5” – 4’8”, Correct Size: Extra Small
- If Height is 4’9” – 5’3”, Correct Size: Small
- If Height is 5’4” – 5’8”, Correct Size: Medium
- If Height is 5’9” – 6’4”, Correct Size: Large
- Please find the weights of each size below:
- Extra Small size = 225 grams
- Small size = 310 grams
- Medium size = 435 grams
- Large size = 500 grams
Writer's block
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The sales block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.