Captain Morgan Loconut is an intensely delicious blend of Caribbean Rum, Coconut Liqueur, Spice and Natural Flavours. This just may be the most delicious shot to hit the beach or bar. Make sure to "Smell the Coco for a Scent of Loco" to enjoy our coconut scented bottles. For the Captain's Gluten-Intolerant crew members, you will be happy to know that the Loconut is Gluten free.
That means each of 'em will need their own witty blurb, and well, that's really way more than we'd like to write.
So we're doing what any motivated slacker (talk about paradoxes) would've done and figuring out the easiest route to keeping everyone happy.
We're effectively combining the excitement of writing words with just sitting here.
Is it working?
We'll take that as a yes.