
Four Hilarious Novels of Heart, Humour and Wishes Gone Wrong.
The Parent Agency
Barry said, a third time, “I wish I had better parents!” And then suddenly the entire room started to shake…
…there is a world, not far from this one, where parents don't have children. In this world, children are allowed to choose their parents. For Barry Bennett this world seems like a dream come true. Only things turn out to be not quite that simple…
The Person Controller
Fred and Ellie are twins. Not identical but they do like all the same things, especially video games.
When they meet the Mystery Man, who sends them a very special video game controller it seems to be the answer to all their problems and the key to all their wildest dreams…
Animalcolm
Malcolm doesn't like animals. Which is a problem because his family love them. Their house is full of pets. What the house is NOT full of is stuff Malcolm likes. Such as the laptop he wanted for his birthday.
The only bright spot on the horizon is the school trip, so he finds himself on the bus, heading to… oh no. A farm!
Over the next days, Malcolm changes. He learns a lot about animals and what it's really like to be an animal. It does make him think differently. And speak differently. And eat differently. And, um, smell differently. But will he end up the same as before?
Birthday Boy
What if it was every day?
This is the story of Sam Green, who really, really, really loves birthdays. He loves the special breakfasts in bed. The presents. The themed parties. Blowing out the candles on his cake. Everything.
He is so excited about his 11th birthday, in fact, that he wishes it was his birthday every day. Sometimes you have to be careful what you wish for…
Today's deals are a collection of things you see at friend's houses and really want, yet never seem to find them for sale anywhere no matter how hard you look.
You have two options. You can either buy 'em right here and now, or you can continue with your plan to steal the desired object from your friend, because "it'd look way better at your house anyway".
We recommend the former, and not just because it'll put bucks in our pocket. Crime is not the answer. Plus you'd never be able to have that person over for fear of being caught.
This way not only can you invite them round, but you can also enjoy the shock on their face when they realise your little summin'-summin' is just that bit nicer than theirs.
Eat your heart out, Joneses.