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Maximum dosage*: Under South African Law, do not exceed 20mg of CBD (Cannabidiol) per day. (Regulation amending s22(A)2 of the Medicine and Related Substance Act, 1965 (Act no.101 of 1965)
The CBD Bomb
For self-care for chilling anywhere, for chilling anywhere, for "can't sleep", and dealing with life's "bleep", for deep breaths, happy sighs, for pain in the necks and letting it slides, for slowing the spin, cooling your jets for effortlessly being you at your best.
The Power-Up
The Power Up provides long-lasting energy and focus without the crash. Oh, and it tastes like chocolate. Completely natural, it is supplied in a convenient snap pack.
The Power Up has been used by cyclists and Crossfit athletes and has improved performance considerably, but it also works for keeping focus, helping people study or do admin for longer than is fun.
The Anti-Hangover
The Anti Hangover is the easy to use, tastes great, take it anytime, always have it on you hangover remedy. The Anti Hangover is made with all natural ingredients, so you can bounce back from the effects of alcohol, and you can finally forget what “the day after” means. Oh, and it tastes like pancakes.
Zen Master
The Zen Master is easy to use, tastes great, take it anytime, always have it on you anxiety and stress fix. A natural supplement that works for panic attacks, sleep issues and tension.
The CBD Bomb
The Power-Up
The Anti-Hangover
The Zen Master
The CBD Bomb
Made from natural ingredients to give you an exact dose with a delicious flavour.
Honey, Raw Cocoa, MCT Oil, Pure CBD Distillate (20mg), Himalayan Salt.
The Anti-Hangover
Made from natural ingredients to help you forget what "the day after" means.
Honey, Taurine, Lemon Extract, Cinnamon, Ginger, Polyhalite, Himalayan Salt, Sodium Benzoate 0.002%
The Power Up
Made from natural ingredients to give you mental and physical energy, without the crash.
Honey, Water, Cocoa (10% Theobromine), Guarana, (22% Caffeine), MCT oil, Taurine, Himalayan Salt, Natural Orange Extract, Sodium Benzoate 0.002%, Potassium Sorbate0.002%
The Zen Master
Made from natural ingredients that raise your happy and drop your stress in ust a few minutes.
Honey, Sceletium Tortuosum Extract, Melissa Officinalis Extract, Valeria Officinalis Extract. Preservative-free. Contains Alcohol
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The sales block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.