This Non-contact Infrared Forehead Thermometer is super easy to use. Just point and press the button and it reads the temperature. Aim towards the forehead with a distance of 5-13cm and in 0.5 seconds you will get an accurate reading. There are different backlight colours showing different temperature ranges. Green is normal, orange shows a slight fever and red shows a high fever.
That means each of 'em will need their own witty blurb, and well, that's really way more than we'd like to write.
So, we're doing what any motivated slacker (talk about paradoxes) would've done and figuring out the easiest route to keeping everyone happy.
We're effectively combining the excitement of writing words with just sitting here.
Is it working?
We'll take that as a yes.