

The new non-surgical alternative to liposuction
This new patented technology recently discovered by renowned doctors and scientists is called Cold Lipolysis. It's the latest method of using extreme low temperatures that have been proven to freeze, destroy and dissolve fat cells on the treated area, in just one application.
This method is clinically approved and it's proven not to damage the skin or neighbouring tissues. When fat cells are frozen at these extreme cold temperatures, they crystallise, die and do not regenerate. They are eliminated by your body through a process called Apoptosis (a natural cell death) with results within 4 to 8 weeks after treatment.
Cryolipolysis is a non-invasive fat removal procedure. It is the cooling of subcutaneous fat cells, which induces lipolysis, which is the breaking down of the fat cells, without damaging any of the surrounding tissues or the skin. Following the procedure, the fat breaks down over a period two to four months, resulting in fat loss that appears entirely natural. Cryolipolysis works on the basis that fat cells are more vulnerable to energy extraction, in the case cooling, than the surrounding tissues. That means that Cryolipolysis will break down the fat cells, but not the surrounding tissues.
Once cooled, the fat cells then undergo apoptosis, which is controlled cell death. When apoptosis happens, the fat cell wall breaks down causing lipids (fats) from the cells to be released.
The science behind Cryolipolysis was first published in Lasers in Surgery and Medicine in 2008, where Dieter Manstein MD, PhD and R. Rox Anderson and their team demonstrated that under controlled conditions, subcutaneous fat cells (fat cells situated between the skin and muscles layers) are more vulnerable to the effects of cold than other surrounding tissues, and that prolonged cooling of these fat cells can cause those cells to reduce in number, without damaging any of the surrounding tissues, a process referred to as selective cryolysis.
Cryolipolysis is not a permanent solution to fat loss whilst it reduces fat cells that already present, it cannot prevent remaining fat cells from increasing in size so individuals will have to maintain their fat loss either through a combination of diet and exercise or further Slim Freezer Cryolipolysis treatments every 30 days.
Please note:
Do not use Slim Freezer if you are pregnant, under the age of 18, have any heart-related illnesses, suffer from epilepsy, fever, inflammation, dermatitis (acne, eczema, herpes), warts, open or recently stitched wounds, serious or progressive illnesses (cancer, AIDS, hepatitis, blood diseases), blood coagulation problems or mental illness.
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