MilexJump Start Juicer including a 7 Day Weight Loss Program
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About
The Milex Jump Start Juicer is a juice maker that allows you to make your own fresh natural juice in seconds. The Milex Juicer comes with the Jumpstart 7 Day Weight-Loss Program by health and fitness expert Brendan McCarthy.
In only 7 short days, you’ll lose the weight you’ve always wanted to lose, and feel the way you’ve always wanted to feel, without ever setting a foot in a gym. It’s au naturel systematic procedure for losing weight through a specially formulated, incredibly nourishing and great tasting set of juicer recipes for weight loss and detoxing.
Change your body in just seven days by following the Jump Start juice diet program and enjoy making juices yourself with your easy-to-use Milex Juice Maker.
Product Features
- Create fresh and healthy juices
- Easy to use
- Versatile
- Jump start your metabolism and choose a healthier lifestyle
What's in the Box?
- Jump Start 7 day weight-loss / detox program
- Juicing Machine by Milex
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