
Our New Balance Accelerate 5" Short features a modern print and versatile design to get you through any workout. Featuring a performance fabric, with moisture-wicking NB DRY, this athletic short has all-around function.
And you know how we know this?
Simple: it's simple. Cut a hole in a piece of fabric and call it a day simple.
The poncho is the clothing equivalent of the Japanese flag. If we were to list step-by-step instructions on how to make one yourself, there'd be no Step Two.
If you're wondering how this ties into today's deals, it doesn't. These are just the things we think about when we're tasked with writing blurbs but we're completely out of inspiration.