BrooksLadies Chaser 5" Shorts
R599
About
Freedom of movement without chafing or clinging. Soft yet tough, this 5″ running short features hidden side slits for full range of motion plus fabric that won’t cling no matter how many miles are on the schedule.
Product Features
- Lightweight Comfort
- Unrestricted Movement
- Convenient Storage
Product Specifications
- Made with bluesign-certified materials.
- BODY: DriLayer 89% polyester/11% spandex
- WAIST: DriLayer HorsePower 81% polyester/ 19% spandex
- LINER: DriLayer 100% polyester
Writer's block
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The sales block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.