*Please note: For hygiene reasons, exchanges and returns will not be facilitated on these items.
This bikini bottom is tongue-in-cheeky with an elasticated waist. It’s a give-a-little-take-a-little, “I’ll have perfect tan lines for summer please” bikini bottom. The elasticated waist (no tie sides) is perfect for the active day on the beach, allowing you to play hard, and worry less. Made from 100% Spanish or Italian polyamide fiber that has innovative construction to ensure shape retention and durability.
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If you consider yourself a professional procrastinator, 24 hours is barely enough time to read your emails, let alone respond. Especially if you sleep the recommended ten hours a night.
But it's all we give you to capitalise on our great deals.
And you've just wasted five minutes reading this and wondering how to make the simple act of email reading last a full work day.