Snoozies!® are not socks and they're not slippers - They sort of a crossover between the two and that's why we call them "foot coverings"!
Snoozies!® are made with a brushed fleece exterior in colorful & fun printed patterns and then lined with a soft Sherpa fleece inside.
Snoozies!® are soft, comfy, warm, and just simply adorable - the newest and trendiest foot coverings for your feet! Each pair has a non-skid sole so you can feel safe wearing them on wood or tile floors.
Snoozies!® keep feet warm even on the coldest of days! They work in warm climates too where air conditioning keeps floors cold. snoozies!® are fully machine washable and won't shrink!
You know the type. They'll say something along the lines of "I really miss my old Chevy Spark. This Audi SUV is so much harder to park."
Rest assured they don't miss that Chevy AT ALL. They just want you to know that they spent truckloads of cash on the latest Audi, but they want to come across as really casual because somehow that makes them cooler. Or something.
You'd think the complete lack of any complimentary responses would put an end to this type of self-appreciation, but if anything it's happening more and more.
We'd love to come up with an effective solution to it but we're waaay too busy running a successful eCommerce company to actually invest the time.
Did you know we're also getting our PhDs on the side? No big deal.