Linden:
This is the ultimate quiver killer that hikes, scrambles, climbs and runs. Versatility for every trail ahead constantly strikes the perfect balance of trail performance, protection and durability. Made for your long-distance training sessions and races on the roads and paths. This shoe provides ideal cushioning and stability for long distances.
Pomelo:
Our lightest most breathable outdoor product to date, quickly becoming a Thru-hike favourite. Feel the tail magic. Featuring breathable mesh upper and lining, this pair of shoes features a SoftFoam comfort insert to keep your feet fresh.
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The sales block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.