
Louise is royal. She is beautiful and compassionate, yet a force to be reckoned with. She carries herself with stately grace and oozes strength. This princess of a cosmetic bag, made of premium-grade leather, will protect your makeup with her durability. Her majestic touch will ensure that you always look as lovely and ready for action as you should. She fits perfectly in the carry-on bag of a traveller or the handbag of a busy lady who needs to touch up on the go or at work. She is also happy to stay on home ground, guarding all the beautifying treasures on your dressing table. And the best of all? Louise will become more beautiful over time – just like you.
They're like your brain's way of saying: you know what the world really needs? Nonsensical story lines that nobody questions and flying cars.
And even though we know they're absolutely bonkers and possess zero relevance whatsoever, we waste no time telling people all about them.
Sad fact: nobody wants to hear it. There is only one dream worth talking about, and that's Martin Luther King Jr's.
Anyhoo, last night we had a dream where we featured half off tickets to see the Red Hot Chili Peppers live at the Department of Home Affairs. They weren't even performing. They just worked there. Crazy, huh?