The Ascent Pro Short combines the highest level of materials and construction processes to create the most advanced riding short we have ever offered.
The Ascent Pro Short uses the proven M.I.T.I fabric for the ultimate performance and features TruDri, our proprietary moisture management system. In hot conditions, this means you stay cool, dry and comfortable. The shorts have an ergonomic 4-panel design with a bonded construction holding them all together. This allows the shorts to fit precisely, without bunching or feeling restrictive. The interior thigh panel features an abrasion-resistant, 4-way stretch fabric for unrivaled durability and range of motion. Lastly, a 4-way stretch chamois with carbonium anti-microbial fabric gives you hours of comfort.
PRO CYTECH CHAMOIS: Advanced 4 density, 4-way stretch CYTECH pad with the carbonium anti-microbial fabric designed for long hours of racing and training.
TRUDRI: Our fabric wicks sweat away from the body where it evaporates faster to help keep you dry and comfortable.
You know the type. They'll say something along the lines of "I really miss my old Chevy Spark. This Audi SUV is so much harder to park."
Rest assured they don't miss that Chevy AT ALL. They just want you to know that they spent truckloads of cash on the latest Audi, but they want to come across as really casual because somehow that makes them cooler. Or something.
You'd think the complete lack of any complimentary responses would put an end to this type of self-appreciation, but if anything it's happening more and more.
We'd love to come up with an effective solution to it but we're waaay too busy running a successful eCommerce company to actually invest the time.
Did you know we're also getting our PhDs on the side? No big deal.