New BalanceMen's D5 Slides
R279
About
Our New Balance 100 sports slide will be your new go-to strategy for easy trips to the beach or pool and a must-have locker room companion. Its plush one-piece fixed upper is made from super soft EVA foam with a slip-on design to offer the comfort that you’ll reach for time and time again.
You’ve earned your downtime. The light and comfortable fit of this slip-on sandal is ready to help you chill
Product Features
- Synthetic upper
- Eva Shell
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