Cover more court in the world´s first shoe made to slide on hardcourt. Designed to improve your ability to recover to the next ball up to 30% faster, the Glide Comp 1.5 delivers support, traction and agility all in one package. Glide Plates in the outsole engage at the beginning of the slide, while Duralast grabs the court at the end of the slide - sparking a quick recovery in the opposite direction. This shoe not only helps you get to more balls in fewer steps, it helps you explode to the next ball once your slide is complete.
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The sales block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write-up and being funny.