New BalanceMen's Premium Accelerate Singlets
R249
About
Our Accelerate Singlet delivers breathable comfort when workouts heat up. Designed using recycled polyester and mesh fabrics to create a modern blocking at the chest, these fabrics feature NB DRY technology to help manage moisture to keep you dry, while reflective details make sure you won't go unseen on runs.
Product Features
- Structured jersey on the chest & back
- Striped mesh at the torso
- Straight hem with vent
- Reflective logo.
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