*Please note: For hygiene reasons, exchanges and returns will not be facilitated on these items.
Finally, we’re doing it. After years of requests for us to make “banana-hammocks”, “budgy-smugglers”, “speedos”, “Granadingdongs”… we bring you: The Granadilla Brief. Designed for ultimate comfort and manoeuvrability, with undeniable class and style. Show off those hours you’ve been putting into your squats and lunges.
Unless you're Jack Bauer, of course. Which you aren't. He's fictional - and unless artificial intelligence has come a long way in a short space of time, you're very much real.
If you consider yourself a professional procrastinator, 24 hours is barely enough time to read your emails, let alone respond. Especially if you sleep the recommended ten hours a night.
But it's all we give you to capitalise on our great deals.
And you've just wasted five minutes reading this and wondering how to make the simple act of email reading last a full work day.