
Gravity tested and enduro proven, these men's mountain bike shorts are built with the descent in mind. Bike park or shuttle day, the bomber four-way stretch Schoeller® build gives you full freedom to move on and off the bike, while still serving up gravity-riding durability. They are ventilated to keep you cool on hot summer days and have a built-in belt to keep them where you want them. The loose fit and 14-inch inseam are designed to overlap the top of your pads for a gapless setup.
You know the type. They'll say something along the lines of "I really miss my old Chevy Spark. This Audi SUV is so much harder to park."
Rest assured they don't miss that Chevy AT ALL. They just want you to know that they spent truckloads of cash on the latest Audi, but they want to come across as really casual because somehow that makes them cooler. Or something.
You'd think the complete lack of any complimentary responses would put an end to this type of self-appreciation, but if anything it's happening more and more.
We'd love to come up with an effective solution to it but we're waaay too busy running a successful eCommerce company to actually invest the time.
Did you know we're also getting our PhDs on the side? No big deal.