The Contour Vibrating Facial Roller and Massager both are made with hand-picked and meticulously rose quartz and an expertly welded frame to ensure you get that picture-perfect look you deserve. The next generation of facial scrolling combines the perfect contour controlled vibration technology with true rose quartz stone.
The perfect silhouette comes with 2 real rose quartz accessory heads. Facial rollers are designed to help stimulate circulation, promote collagen production, and help reduce the appearance of fine lines and wrinkles. In addition, it helps reduce edema of the eyes and dark circles. Refrigerate the eye press before use to help improve performance and reduce puffiness under the eyelids.
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The sales block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.