This net is over 3m in length and can be easily raised to the height of a badminton net in a matter of seconds. Great for fun use, or even training drills based on depth; good for experienced players. It is also available in a 6.1m version that is perfect for getting more people involved in fun games.
That means each of 'em will need their own witty blurb, and well, that's really way more than we'd like to write.
So, we're doing what any motivated slacker (talk about paradoxes) would've done and figuring out the easiest route to keeping everyone happy.
We're effectively combining the excitement of writing words with just sitting here.
Is it working?
We'll take that as a yes.