
Did you know that traditional toilet cleaner cages can harbour germs? Duck Fresh Discs have a gel based formula that self-sticks to the toilet bowl so germy cages aren't something to fret about. Fret about other things instead. Like crocodiles. It's hard not to fret about things that want to eat you, you know? Anyhow, my Fresh Discs prevent the build-up of limescale and stains that harbour germs. Just stick it to the inside rim of the toilet bowl so you can keep things clean. Pretty easy, huh?
And you know how we know this?
Simple: it's simple. Cut a hole in a piece of fabric and call it a day simple.
The poncho is the clothing equivalent of the Japanese flag. If we were to list step-by-step instructions on how to make one yourself, there'd be no Step Two.
If you're wondering how this ties into today's deals, it doesn't. These are just the things we think about when we're tasked with writing blurbs but we're completely out of inspiration.