Green Apple
A little sour, a little sweet. A lot of green apple juice flavor goodness.
Grape
It's great to be grape, even better to be Snapple 100% Juiced Grape. We've unleashed the juice of the vine for a grape drink that will stomp fruit flavor all over your taste buds.
Fruit Punch
A pinch of fruit? No, a PUNCH of fruit! 100% Juiced Fruit Punch is a juice to be reckoned with. 100% juice. 100% punch in the mouth with flavor. When life gives you fruit, punch it up!
Orange Mango
When orange and mango meet, the result is a 100% juice, sweet flavor tango that will have your taste buds dancing like no one's watching.
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