Dash WaterPack of 12 Flavoured Sparkling Water
R299
About
British sparkling spring water infused with whole, misshapen fruit for a juicy dash of flavour. We infuse our super tasty waters with real, wonky fruit. What's wonky fruit? That’s bent, crushed, curved, knobbly, misshapen fruit which others say no to. By accepting the misfits we are helping to reduce food waste. It's all about the taste, and not about the look!
Product Features
- Pack of 12 Flavoured Sparkling Water.
- Each can is 330ml.
- Available Flavours: Blackcurrant, Cucumber, Lemon & Raspberry.
- 3 Simple Ingredients: British Spring Water, Wonky Fruit & Bubbles.
- No Calories.
- No Sugar.
- No Sweeteners.
- Expiry Date: April 2021
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