
The Velvet Hangers are available in Black only.
This patent design saves you a substantial amount of cupboard space compared to normal hangers. The velvet finish prevents clothes from slipping off the hanger. Their curved shape retains the shape of your clothes. Velvet Hangers are slim, ultra-strong, durable and flexible. These space-saving hooks allow you to stack them up ensuring a spacious and tidy cupboard when storing.
They're like your brain's way of saying: you know what the world really needs? Nonsensical story lines that nobody questions and flying cars.
And even though we know they're absolutely bonkers and possess zero relevance whatsoever, we waste no time telling people all about them.
Sad fact: nobody wants to hear it. There is only one dream worth talking about, and that's Martin Luther King Jr's.
Anyhoo, last night we had a dream where we featured half off tickets to see the Red Hot Chili Peppers live at the Department of Home Affairs. They weren't even performing. They just worked there. Crazy, huh?