There is nothing better than kicking back with a glass of wine after a long week, but removing the cork from the bottle can be a mission. Stubborn corks are often difficult to remove or break inside your wine bottle leaving your long-awaited wine craving to be filled with disappointment and bits of cork.
Thanks to the ingenious air raise technology of the Vino Pop, uncorking your wine bottles are super easy and disappointment-free. All you have to do is push, pump and pop!
The air raise technology makes use of air power to perfectly push the entire cork up and out of the bottle, allowing the Vino Pop to do all the heavy lifting, while you concentrate on the most important bit, the pouring!
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The sales block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.