StellaPack of 3 650ml Fruit Juicer Water Bottles
R199
About
The 650ml Fruit Juicer Water Bottle is a funky looking healthy lifestyle drinkware item.
Product Specifications
- Made from plastic with a stainless steel screw off lid and wrist strap for easy carrying.
- The 650ml bottle has a removable lower storage compartment and a built-in hand juicer.
- Simple juice up a lemon, grapefruit or any of your favourite fruits and add the liquid to your water, giving you a refreshing drink.
- Available in bright colours: Clear, Light Blue or Green
- Capacity: 650ml
- Please note: You will receive 3 bottles of the same colour
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Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The sales block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
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So here we are, doing a write-up and being funny.
