Smartphone Ring Holder with Car Hook Stand
Don't ever drop your phone again!
The smartphone ring holder is the perfect accessory for your every day needs!
It's strong adhesive strip seemingly attaches itself on the back of your smartphone and allows you to be in full control. Holding your phone in your hand will never feel the same again! Don't text and drive! The smartphone ring holder comes with a car stand allowing you to hang your phone to your car giving you a seamless experience while on the go! Use it as your navigation while not holding your phone in your hand! And don't worry about constantly playing with it, as it becomes quite addictive.
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The sales block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.