Wonder PatchPack of 5 Slimming Abdomen Patches
R249
Please Note
Due to the nature of this product it cannot be returned unless sealed and in original packaging.
About
Wonder Patch is a new kind of weight loss patch for getting rid of belly fat quickly and effectively!
All Wonder Patch ingredients come from natural herbs and plant extracts. It is composed of sild parcel rico, Salicornia extract, capsaicin, kadekin and caffeine. These ingredients combine to create a fat-burning powerhouse that works well in burning fat fast and attacking the fat accumulated positions precisely. Can be used to treat all abdomen areas. It can be attached to the navel area to help reduce weight.
Product Features
- Pack of 5 patches
- Uses a combination of natural ingredients that are not harmful
- Clinically tested
- FDA approved
- Use for 6-8 hours
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