Rude HealthPack of 6, 1L Organic Barista Almond Milk
R349
About
A match made for coffee.
You called, they answered. Rude Health's Barista Almond has almonds for a nutty flavour, oats for a creamy texture and a drop of natural sunflower lecithin to marry them perfectly with coffee.
Just call us the caffeine cupid.
Product Features
- Pack of 6 1L Barista Almond Milk (6L in Total)
- Barista blend
- Unsweetened - No added sugar
- Organic
- Dairy-free
- Without thickeners
- Date of Expiry: August 2021
- Ingredients: Spring water, Organic oats, Organic almonds (3%), Organic sunflower lethicin, Sea salt
Writer's block
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The sales block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write-up and being funny.
