
We’re bringing the party to the people. The Party Block Bag has plenty of room for up to 18 cans, or a 12 pack and some ice. It’s burly, with 1″ foam insulation and designed with a wide stance to resist tipping over. The 4 koozies attach to the outside of the cooler to keep your beverage upright, or they can attach to the removable carrying strap, turning it into a hands-free hydration belt. And the waterproof interior is fully welded, so all that ice doesn’t become a puddle in your backseat on the way home from the beach or mountain.
You know the type. They'll say something along the lines of "I really miss my old Chevy Spark. This Audi SUV is so much harder to park."
Rest assured they don't miss that Chevy AT ALL. They just want you to know that they spent truckloads of cash on the latest Audi, but they want to come across as really casual because somehow that makes them cooler. Or something.
You'd think the complete lack of any complimentary responses would put an end to this type of self-appreciation, but if anything it's happening more and more.
We'd love to come up with an effective solution to it (honestly, it's what the world needs) but we're waaay too busy running a successful eCommerce company to actually invest the time.
Did you know we're also getting our PhDs on the side? No big deal.