This plush hippo pal sits on a dresser or tabletop to help soothe baby, filling the room with starry lights and 30 minutes of calming lullaby music, nature sounds or white noise. Baby should be drifting off to dreamland in no time.
Unless you're Jack Bauer, of course. Which you aren't. He's fictional - and unless artificial intelligence has come a long way in a short space of time, you're very much real.
If you consider yourself a professional procrastinator, 24 hours is barely enough time to read your emails, let alone respond. Especially if you sleep the recommended ten hours a night.
But it's all we give you to capitalise on our great deals.
And you've just wasted five minutes reading this and wondering how to make the simple act of email reading last a full work day.