Creates perfectly chopped onions, tomatoes and peppers for salsa, carrots for fried rice or stir-fry or eggs for egg salad. Built-in side blade which minimizes the need for precutting. One handed food chopper, ideal for chopping nuts, fruits, vegetables, chocolate and more. Dice, slice and chop fruits and veggies without the mess of a cutting board. Press down on pusher lid and food is cut into included measuring container. Evenly slice strawberries, mushrooms or hard boiled eggs; easily cube tomatoes, zucchini and potatoes.
Here's a real-world example: Tyrone from our warehouse department had an argument with the IT guy and now he can't get emails.
Geddit? Outlook? Emails?
If that didn't make you laugh, you're probably the type of person who sees November as just another month, as opposed to pre-December.
Anyhoo, here are a boatload of deals to either keep the smile on your dial or distract you from the fact that you missed one of the punniest jokes we've told in ages.