Introducing a special cosmetic edition of the Pro Staff 97L. Boasting a Bold black and white cosmetic, this is racquet is weighted for the intermediate player. It should also work for the dedicated beginner who wants a racquet that will reward continued improvement. Featuring the same specs as the standard cosmetic version of the Pro Staff 97L, this racquet doesn't come with Countervail, resulting in a crisp and lively feel at impact. WEIGHT: 290G, HEADSIZE: 97"
That means each of 'em will need their own witty blurb, and well, that's really way more than we'd like to write.
So, we're doing what any motivated slacker (talk about paradoxes) would've done and figuring out the easiest route to keeping everyone happy.
We're effectively combining the excitement of writing words with just sitting here.
Is it working?
We'll take that as a yes.